How many more days can I get away with dry shampoo? 4 seems like a lot
Why is my forehead so big?
Why did I wear this sleeveless top when I haven't shaved my armpits for 3 days
Razors are expensive
I hate being single. I hate Tinder
I wish I was single so I could play on Tinder
I could buy 4 lipsticks for the same amount I spent on this one lipstick
I can't believe my selfie is still on 7 likes. My self esteem hurts
Fuck. I forgot to selfie and now it's raining. Opportunity to project my hotness missed
Wine is fruit
Do I have VPL?
These heels are so uncomfortable, I hope I don't look like I've shit myself walking in them
Why does fake tan always fuck up on my hands, now I'll have to wear gloves. In June
Oh god, why are bandage dresses back again? I like cake
I could be at home with my pet right now
Can you even see leg hair through tights?
I'm going to have Muesli for Breakfast and Salad for lunch. So I can have a Big Mac for supper with a tub of Ben and Jerrys and a bottle of Pinot Grigio
I could totally win X Factor
I'll clean my handbag out tomorrow I swear
That guy is totally checking me out
Coffee is actually disgusting when you think about it, warm bitter goodness
I am 100% putting all those clothes and shoes on ebay and Depop this weekend. I will not forget like the last 27 weekends
I can't be bothered to put make-up on today. But if I don't put make-up on I will 100% run into that cute guy I like/that girl I loathe/my ex
Urgh look at her VPL, BUY A THONG WOMAN
If I don't eat until friday will the zip do up on my dress for the party?
Maybe I should buy laxatives
Maybe not
If I don't eat until friday I can afford those shoes I like on Net-A-Porter?
I'm scared my tampon fall out when I sneeze?
I'll go to the gym tomorrow I swear *Snoozes Alarm
I forgot to put perfume on. I MUST stink of absolute poo
Why did that outfit not look like that on me?
I'm going to screenshot this girls make-up so I can do it on myself at the weekend. Badly
I will wear this (totally OTT niche item) so much, so worth the money
Magazines are so expensive. "I'll take these 4 please"
Is it too early for wine?
When is wine?

Hahahaha!!! What a great post, I giggled all the way through this and most of them I was like "yeah that's true" "I think that".. love it!! xx
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Such a funny one to write! Glad I'm not the only one to think these things! Xx
DeleteLOL. I actually did a big LOL at this post. The one wanting to be at home with your pet is definitely me. Who needs to socialise when you have a fluffy dog at home waiting for you?
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I literally never want to leave my cat (and my PJs and bed and Netflix) winning combo right there 🙌🏼 xx
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