I've
been thinking recently about what makes people negative. It seems like you can't step outside your door these days without some cretin slating you're outfit or hating on your some other small insignificant detail of your existence. I don't mean people who pass the odd comment, after all human preferences differ and debate is healthy. I'm talking about the leeches of society, those choosing to feed on a diet of pessimism and jealousy channeling their cowardly narrative through social media. The people for whom negativity is a way of life. What triggers them to
take time out of their day to post nasty indirect messages on Twitter? What
spurs them on in their continuous Instagram hate campaigns for people they
barely know? What prevents them from living the happy life of someone
unconcerned with what other people are doing When most people are too busy squeezing 100% out of
every day to pass judgement on others here is why, for some people, Negativity
is the answer
You've
"Got Beef but you're Scared"
You've
got a problem with someone for some reason (you probably can't even remember
why) but it's too much hassle to get out of your PJs, turn off Netflix and
leave the house to do something about it right? Besides you're too thick for a
war of words and a fist fight would result in blood on your £17.99 dress that
cost 4 hours of your minimum-wage. Also you don't want to get a black eye
because it won't look good for your 17th Tinder date this month since your
boyfriend cheated and left you. You'll never find a decent man at this rate.
Decisions, Decisions hey?
Well
why not just post some bullshit passive-aggressive, indirect comment on social
media in that case? This also gives you the option to hide behind your screen,
thinking up really good replies if it comes to an argument. Maybe even use the
thesaurus app to help you because you're a moron? Also don't forget to run away
from whoever you're dissing when you see them in public. You weren't counting
on them actually calling you out when you bump into them outside Debenhams,
when you don't have your keyboard to hide behind
You're Bored of your own shit life
You've
watched all the daytime TV you can muster. Besides your shit part time job, all
you've got to look forward to today is posting a vague Facebook status about
going back to Uni/Moving Abroad/Attempting a bungee jump - anything to try and
make yourself sound interesting. In the meantime why not burn a few hours
posting negative shit on social media?
Ugh
this bitch you hate (but stalk constantly) has done loads this week! She's been
out to lunch, she's been shopping, and she’s had her nails done! And all you've
done is stalk your ex-boyfriend on Twitter and failed at trying to do winged
eyeliner (Girls who wing their eyeliner are desperate whores anyway) Why not
post some quotes about how attention seeking she is, drinking her Starbucks and
going out to dinner with her boyfriend - Urgh what a try-hard! Make sure you
write something about how "real" you are because you can't
afford don't want to get your nails done like the #Sheep
You're Projecting your own Negativity onto others
Someone
is being mean to you so you'll be mean to someone else to make you feel better?
Boyfriend messing you around? Someone at work wearing you down? Well Project
that negativity onto other people and you'll feel better in no time! Start by
finding someone you don't like. Maybe an ex-friend or an ex’s new girlfriend?
Then start tweeting realllllllly subtle stuff about their physical appearance.
Stalk their Instagram account for material or better yet get one of your
friends to follow them for regular updates
You'll
feel heaps better after spewing all that negative bullshit (which they probably
won't even see or will laugh at with their friends)
You're Jealous of anyone doing better than you
That
person on Instagram has a nicer car then you. Post an Indirect about how shit
that make of car is. That person on Facebook is getting ALL excited about their
wedding and you're alone. Post an Indirect about how boring marriage is. That
girl you went to school with got a promotion. Post an indirect slating her
hair/make-up/physical appearance - What an obvious WHORE. That girl’s boyfriend
bought her another present and your boyfriend never buys you presents, quickly
tweet about how fake and materialistic relationships are these days - you'll
feel great!
Then
pop over to see what your ex is doing, he's all loved up with his new girl!
Urgh well he obviously still misses and thinks about you all the time so be
sure to post loads of photos and quotes about how he's "downgraded"
that'll soooo totally ruin their relationship and he'll come crying back to you
right? It'll also reflect so well on you as a person, you won't look insecure
or desperate at all...

All
this passive-aggressive, bullshit negativity will make you feel heaps better
about your situation, I swear! So make sure you post two or three times a day
to get a reaction. If they don't confront you or write something back it’s
obviously because they're too busy crying about how witty you are. Not because
they're happiness is genuine and therefore they aren't bothered about your
frankly pitiful digs. Make sure that you make zero effort to change your
negative outlook on life or to better yourself. Instead dedicate ALL your time
to commenting on other people, criticizing their every move this will
allow you to cultivate a really healthy head-space and making you an absolute JOY to
be around.
If
they have a blog even better, everyone knows that Bloggers are self-obsessed,
vain attention seekers, desperate to be liked by "selling their lives.
None of this "they've experienced something and want to share it with
others" Bullshit. After all no one actually ENJOYs writing do they? You
are therefore more than qualified to vaguely diss the entire profession without
proper awareness of what it entails. The literature profession is a dying trade
isn't it? Arts? Media? Fiction and Non-Fiction Writing? Journalism? - They must
all be attention seeking whores who need to be criticized by you and your 2
GCSE's. Besides, sometimes they get free stuff. Those bastards
Go
forth and vent trolls. Spew the negativity. Post those Indirects. Let the bile
spill forth. Watch your life blossom with jealousy and contempt. Because living
a happy, drama-free life is for Idiots.
(This
post is quite obviously 100% Sarcastic - If you recognise yourself in this then
feel free to go and re-evaluate your life, maybe hug someone?)

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