Sometimes in life you just have a one of those moments that elicits the response "Oh fuck. I have numerous "OF" moments on a daily basis and below are just some examples of them. If you really don't like swearing then try squinting slightly and pretending it says fudge
Oh fuck I don't have any tampons and my uterus is sabotaging me
Oh fuck I forgot to wear a thong, these jeans are so tight I have blatent VPL
Oh fuck I forgot to take my contraceptive pill, again. Ah well, I bet I won't get pregnant
Oh fuck my fake eyelash is coming off for the 15th time today
Oh fuck I'm supposed to be dieting/giving up caffeine/not smoking/saving money
Oh fuck that girl has the same dress as me, double fuck she's accessorised it better
Oh fuck I totally forgot the blend the contour on the entire left side of my face
Oh fuck I left my straighteners on. Why did I buy a Vogue subscription instead of Home Insurance?
Oh fuck I left the keys in the car. Did I? No I didn't. Wait. Did I? Oh fuck where are they?
Oh fuck I forgot that this is that bra that cuts off the circulation to my arms. Pray for me
Oh fuck no salads left, double cheese panini and crisps it is
Oh fuck my pencil skirt has ridden up while I was walking and now I look like a hooker
Oh fuck I can't parallel park, I'll just park in that space 7 miles away instead
Oh fuck I forgot I'm wearing eye make up and now I've rubbed my eye and now I look like half a panda
Oh fuck my left boob fell out when I lent over to select an avocado. That's not even my good boob

* Oh fuck there's a typo in my Blog Post
Sometimes in life you just have a one of those moments that elicits the response "Oh fuck. I have numerous "OF" moments on a daily basis and below are just some examples of them. If you really don't like swearing then try squinting slightly and pretending it says fudge
Oh fuck I don't have any tampons and my uterus is sabotaging me
Oh fuck I forgot to wear a thong, these jeans are so tight I have blatent VPL
Oh fuck I forgot to take my contraceptive pill, again. Ah well, I bet I won't get pregnant
Oh fuck my fake eyelash is coming off for the 15th time today

Love it! Blog inspo!!
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